Accidental evangelicals delicately missing every complication in a religion of obviousities.
Would we want to suffer through that much political hacking?
"How is it to be an Anglican among all these Copts?"
And he snorted his ice water in laughter.
Wait, the Nicene Creed isn't traditional?
Singing "it is meet and right" in Armenian.
"Do you have any questions?" said the priest.
"Father I was watching them, and they knew everything."
"Ehhhhh," said the priest, "a liturgy's a liturgy."
So who's the Lutheran that told my co-worker Lutherans and Catholics agree on everything except Mary?
And then they realized God had given them spiritual gift of schism.