Coffee drinkin’ hat
When I left home my dad said “If you fail you can always come home. And no joining the French Foreign Legion. Understood?” I knew a couple a guys who joined the French Foreign Legion though, and they said it was the most boring four years of their lives.
Yeah they’re not a world power any more so there’s nowhere to go. You just like wear that cool hat around and drink coffee in Paris or something.
Actually, that sounds pretty good.