Jul 20, 2012

Monologue at a Boston bookstore

Did you get my text?
My phone is about to die.
I thought I sent it to you, but it looked like it went to somebody else.
John Winthrop.
John Winthrop.
JOHN. WIN. THRuuuP.
Remember him?
From the Winthrops.
Winthrops.
You read that 38,000 page series on the Winthrops.
Well, I'm glad I didn't send you the text, then.
You would have been like, 'what is this?'
Hello?
Hello.